Wednesday, April 15, 2009, 2:51 AM
Music is my hot hot sex! :D
OMGGGGGGG! (oh my god god god god god god god)
im finally updating!
feels good.
sweet sweet bloggie.
I dont think I can say lame and totally random stuff like last time.
I THINK I LOST MY TOUCH.
hehe..
I HAVE BEEN SO ADDICTED TO THE WORD HEHE NOW.
its so cool!
like when someone says "omg! Janeni! COCKAROACH!"
and im like "hehe"
hahaha! learn from me.
lol!

OMG! MESSAGING!
3 reasons not to use the T9 dictionary:

  1. asking a angry friend why she licked the wall instead of kicked
  2. asking someone if they are dating instead of eating
  3. asking someone fat ready? instead of eat ready

HAHA! you see. I told you! it happened to me. ITS A TRUE STORY!
haha! I feel like a idiot sometimes when I dont really blog about my day but totally random stuff
seriously! its so RANDOM!


I think crocs are coming into fashion!
HAHA! ESP ORANGE ONES!
Imagine me with it.
OMG! IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY!
I HAVE SERIOUSLY LOST IT!
RUNNING! HEHE.
before I bore you to death I leave you with a prayer..

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.


:D,
JANENI!

Saturday, May 3, 2008, 5:31 AM
Im happy as an apple!
HEY YOU!
okay.. I wasnt going to update..
but Youtube isnt working now..
and I have almost nothing to do.
so im going to update my blog..
SOOO anyways...

I THINK PEOPLE DONT KNOW
MUCH ABOUT WHAT I LIKE AND DONT
LIKE SO IM GOING TO SAY IT NOW..
BUT ONLY A FEW!

LIKES:
1. CUTTING PAPER FOR NO REASON.
2. attacking y brother with sharp paper
3. books! ( i love to smell them)
4. lying on the floor (its so fun and cold and hard not forgetting stiff)
5. glitter and most shiny things ( I LIVE FOR THEM!)

HATES:
1.the sound and texture of scratching bedspreads
2.kangroos that can kickbox
3.the taste of nachos going down my oesophagus ( even though I can really taste it)
4.sitting ( how geeky and lame is it?)
5.licking tabletops ( I have no idea why people do it!)


so now you know a few things about me!
I often change my mind but maybe not.
im unpredictableeeeeeeeeeeeeee. ( insert beyonce's irreplacable song and change the lyrics)



I making a song currently
about how gay the world should be
and how hilarious socks are.

HEHEHE.
snf! ( so not funny)
I just made that up!
THATS ALL FOR TODAY I GUESS
CHEESE IS SEXY!
MAYBE EVEM FOXY
LIKE MY BESTIE?

JANENI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DONT KNOW!




JANENI'S PRESENCE LINGERS HERE.
I HOPE I SPELT EVERYTHING RIGHT..
IM NO SPELLING BEE!
WELL DUH!
COS IM HUMAN!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008, 5:54 AM
Lookie lookie theres a cookie!
. . . .

end.

Monday, April 14, 2008, 6:47 AM
No fat ass deserve to be punished
OMG!
that was my greeting!
TODAY I did finger ( more like hand)
painting.
It became really stupid looking.
HAHA but it was so fun!
I painted my whole hand dark purple!
hehehe.
The things I do when im bored..

OMG! YOU KNOW I ATE MY FAVOURITE CAKE
BLACKFOREST TODAY!
I FORGOT WHY I LOVEW THE CAKE SO MUCH
ITS RICH CHOCOLATEY TASTE AND THE
SWEET SWEET FRUIT IN THE MIDDLE
EQUALS TO SUBLIME!


My youtube is like so slow in loading..
so im dying!
without youtube and seriously nothing
okay maybe something but its just boring without youtube you know..

DID I EVER TELL YOU I GOING TO DOMINATE THIS WORLD
SOMEDAY AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE MY MINIONS
SERVE ME MYSELF AND BRAINY? (MY IMAGINERY FRIEND)
IM GOING TO CHANGE THINGS IN THIS ORDER.
1. order someone to make a diamond statue of me.
2. order people to massage my invisible cat.
3. order the whole of america to be mimes.
4. kill people who make techno music
5. make children become world leaders.
6. all boys in germany must dress up as hitler
and finally
7. ying yng must be a clown!
MUAHAHAHAHA

I CANT WAIT!
HERE I COME JANENI CIVILISATION!
I NEED TO MAKE A NAME FOR MY civilisation..
JANENI DYNASTY?
LIKE IT.

OMG! I forgot the gay squad..
oh they will RULE WITH ME!



xoxo
JANENI
( your future leader)

Sunday, April 6, 2008, 7:15 AM
Amazing because it is.
Okay so..

I WAS trying to be deep

but failed oh so terribly.

DEEP and me just dont really go together.

WE are from two diiferent worlds.

I tried to write a poem and this is what came out.



TITLE: A creature named claudio


Do you feel stupid?

Maybe because you are a millipede?

you are going to burn in a hell pit

So get lost you freaking piece of shit!


OMG! okay I dont know what this

really freaking shitty thing is

but hey! this blog that doesnt have a sense of

direction! SO who cares?

its like saying WHO'S THE BOSS , APPLESAUCE


EVERLAND

was okay.

pretty amazing.

esp the PLACE!


oh and I got new clothes!

YAY ME?



I had a dream last night

of me being a clown.

It was really scary and unglamourous..

IMAGINE ME! IN CLOWN CLOTHES.

IM going to try it one time.



THE ENTIRE NEXT BLOGPOST IS GOING TO

BE DEDICATED TO MISS MAUDIE

FROM TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD.


HEY MISS MAUDIE!




OMG!

ITS GETTING LATE..

BRITNEY SPEARS IS SOME AWESOME SHIT.

AND REMEMBER..

dont eat chocolate bunnies..

they might just take over your body from the inside!

they are freaking sinister evil things! LIKE CHUCKIE THE DOLL!




this is chuckie and also he
looks like my brother and acts like
him too.
( im being so bad :D )
STAY AWAY FROM CHUCKIE/MYBROTHER
remember me
JANENI!
SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR!
WOULDNT WANNA BE A TERMINATOR.
BLAH BLAH BLAH woopla! blah!

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Friday, March 28, 2008, 5:21 AM
ICE CREAM SODAAAAAAAAAA
HOWDY DOWDY RATATOUILLE!



...


I took a picture yesterday with the camera. BUT it was
an accident but it ended a wonderful thing.
So.. maybe its just luck
but never knew singapore has quite an alright
sunset.

CAUGHT ON CAMERA BY ME!





okay its not all that.
but pretty impressive!

OMG! so.. today we had the lunch time concert thing
it was quite cool.
karpak's bad wasnt that bad.
Overall it was quite cool.
I added a song in my blog!

ITS A BITCHING SONG!
haha bitching..
I like that word
but its not cussing.
It never is.
Because bitch is
also referred to a female dog.
I mean you cant call it a dog
right?
SO DONT YOU DARE SAY IM CUSSING ASS HOLE!
you have to differentiate
blah blah blah.

I wonder how fingers taste like.
I wish I had enough guts to eat my finger.
Then that will be cool.



RULES TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS EGOISTIC.
JANENI STYLE.
1st degree ego : Is when the person talks about themselves
but unconsciously. THATS CALLED UNCONSCIOUSLY
EGOISTIC.
2nd degree ego: People who relate anything and everything to themselves
not matter bad or good.
3rd degree ego: Someone thinks somepeople wants to be them.
4rd degree ego: usually for rich bitches, when they know people wish they were
them. And act really spoilt and proud because of it.




AND BTW HOW TENG!
HITLER DIDNT LOVE HIS MISTRESS VERY MUCH
HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS NIECE!
AND HE POISONED HER MISTRESS WHEN HE WAS COMMIT SUCIDING!
ha! IN your face!



THATS about it.

SO BYE!
so long, my
beautiful
err.. er..
hat?

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Monday, March 24, 2008, 5:38 AM
HELLO WORLD AND BEYOND!
TODAY!
I was normal because I decided to be that way.
OR NOT!
okay so anyways..
today was exciting because
tomorrow is the starting of my TECHNOLOGY FAST!
okay it sounds totally moronic!
but who can blame me!
I cant use technology in the next 6 days
except when someone calls me and
when I really need it.
like the AIRCON!
but no TV
but thats okay.
right?
I hope!
I FOUND A HUSH SOUND SKIN!
Okay for people who dont know
what or who THE HUSH SOUND are.
its a band PEOPLE!
OKAY. YEAH.

FOR THE REST OF MY BLOG
IM MAKING A STORY ABOUT TODAY
AND HOW I SAW IT ALL.


JANENI was strolling in the beautiful park
with all the beautiful people and wonderful animals
then she sees a injured bird.

janeni: I WILL HEAL YOU! NO FEAR JANENI IS HERE!
birdie: chirp thank chirp you chirp

After this few lines janeni could not continue due to writers block
so excuse her.























bye.
XOXO
JANENI is the only one here
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